Received a considerably funny forward about bumper stickers:
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
Grow Your Own Dope -- Plant A Man
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Quack Quack
You know what I think of cricket as a game, right? Well I take that all back. It seems the game can sometimes be quite interesting and exceedingly fast. Check out this report:
http://in.rediff.com/cricket/2006/jul/26ducks.htm
http://in.rediff.com/cricket/2006/jul/26ducks.htm
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Otherwise Occupied
I'm back, as the proverbial Terminator would say.
I've missed a lot of stuff worth blogging about, Zidane's head butt being a favorite, and the blog ban being a close second. But since I'm up at 7:00 in the morning still drinking last night's booze, now is a good time to revisit my writing skills as any other.
My topic for today relates in a quiet way to my inability so far to achieve what has been my most vocal "ambition in life". Namely, my bike trip around the country. I remember something in the "Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy" that went like: "something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea...". Well it's something like that. The feeling is still there, but it's diminished... or something like diminished.
I think I'm becoming old.
Some other good things have happened. More on that later, when they are confirmed, and when I tell some other people what they are in for. Seems I'm destined to leave behind commotion and destruction whenever I leave.
I'll have more later, and I intend to keep it going this time :).
Bye folks.
I've missed a lot of stuff worth blogging about, Zidane's head butt being a favorite, and the blog ban being a close second. But since I'm up at 7:00 in the morning still drinking last night's booze, now is a good time to revisit my writing skills as any other.
My topic for today relates in a quiet way to my inability so far to achieve what has been my most vocal "ambition in life". Namely, my bike trip around the country. I remember something in the "Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy" that went like: "something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea...". Well it's something like that. The feeling is still there, but it's diminished... or something like diminished.
I think I'm becoming old.
Some other good things have happened. More on that later, when they are confirmed, and when I tell some other people what they are in for. Seems I'm destined to leave behind commotion and destruction whenever I leave.
I'll have more later, and I intend to keep it going this time :).
Bye folks.
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