Breaking News: Symonds Business

In a new first-timer, simians all over the world have gone on an indefinite hunger strike following Harbhajan's alleged comment. They consider it a speciest slur to have called Symonds a monkey.

"It is very debasing," the official spokesman for the WSP (World for Simian Protection) said in an interview today. "It is widely known that we monkeys see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil. To be associated with a people who sledge like that is intolerable." The rest of the interview was not printable because stars would have outnumbered the other letters of the alphabet.

African Chimpanzees on hunger strike.